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Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break line out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Is your name winter?

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Wanna come over so I can clap my ass on your dick and we can turn it into a rave? Are you a racehorse?

Wanna go back to my place and save me? Because you're the only 10 I see! Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

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Cause I see you in my future! Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch. Roses or daises? Are you hungry? Constantly inside me.

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If we were both squirrels, would oines let me bust a nut in your hole? Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you a doctor?

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Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional? Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? Mind if I take a look?

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Are you a sea lion? I bet your nipples are pink.

I hope you know CPR… Because you take my breath away. Are you a shark?

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Are you a trampoline? One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? In fact, dating experts say that attempting to get a date with a pick-up line usually isn't going to work.

Did you invent the airplane? Because your ass is out of this world. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

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Are you a sprinkler? Because I swear that ass is calling me.

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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Head at my place, tail at yours. Are you a pirate?

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