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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. As a matter of fact, so would I. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you? Hey, please keep your distance. I have had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.

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